straight ppl dont get to call us pillow biters and rug munchers and ass bandits and sodomites and faggot and d*** and every other disgusting name you can think of for a lesbian or gay person—for literal decades—and then try to call themselves tops and bottoms just cuz they like pegging like. im not doing it. im not allowing it
um, excuse me, but my son obliterated this baby toilet with his powerful piss. i mean, it folds shut and makes fun noises, which is good, but my small boy pissed it in half like a water jet cutter, which is bad. in light of this, i rate this potty two stars. my childs industrial jetstream urine blast, however? fives across the board.
i dredged the piss out of the smoking wreckage of this potty and spun it to sell to assassins as garrotte wire.
i had to teach him not to piss in the ocean after his tinkle sandblasted the mariana trench open. my son pisses the sun out every night and only by the grace of god does it reignite in the morning. my friends, truly
this cup
runneth over.
